Friday, September 14, 2012

SEXOLOGY- it is mentioned in this post

so today is another weekend evening and we do not know what to do w/ourselves. so we've decided to blog. and for those of you who can't keep track, i'm daley, in green.
And I am Caressa in electric blue. I, for one, had a very full day. I went to work, made 35 cents in tips, went to a concert, saw a very large prey mantis, and went for a walk. Daley watched That 70s Show. 
yeah. i got up at 11, ate some potato and leeks soup, showered, skyped the boy friend from far away and enjoyed the 90s remake of 6 fun loving teenagers growing up in the 70s. it was a very nice day. i wouldn't've done it any differently. jobs are for losers. and ppl who actually aren't rejected from every job they apply for.
There are some very excited people outside our dorm building. 
a girl daring carleson (our hall) to "stuck her balls." and it's only 9. tsk tsk. 
She is having a good time while we are in here, sitting in the dark sober, half heartedly trying to be funny while writing a blog post. And its already 9. tsk tsk
well caressa has to work tomorrow, so we can't go seeking crazy college adventure. and of course, i'm too scared to go alone. oh, a successful moment i had this week: got caressa interested in pinterest.
Successful moment I had this week: I got bored of Pinterest. Other success, we got to go hiking last sunday, finally. 
pinterest is great, she just hasn't accepted it yet. and hiking was really fun. very...natural. and there was climbing involved which was lots of fun. also, yesterday a girl on our floor brought out all her astrology books (she's got about 4 textbook sized ones - she came to win). and i found out that a scorprio dating an aries (as i am) is very hopeful and will end well. so all you scorpio and aries couples out there, you got it in the bag. according to the sexology book, we're doing just fine.
You're safe another day Nate. Safe another day. 
yes, i don't really put a lot in store by astrology. it might all be true, i don't really know. i know that the boy that makes me happy is the one i'm with. we happen to be perfect in the astrological world too, so that's just a bonus. so, on to other topics. 
we ran into a guy on our floor today at shaw. a couple of his fingers were wrapped with medical tape, so i asked what happened. he looked at me, and told me that when a guy goes for so long w/out a gf, things get really rough. it was a joke. i am a bit embarrassed to say that i took him seriously.
The look on your face was priceless. I wouldn't have missed it for anything. A combination of  shock and horror seldom seen in Shaw. 
he actually just climbs a bit. who knew. so we've created a challenge for ourselves: accomplish doing 50 consecutive push-ups. deadline: thanksgiving.
It's very unlikely to happen for me. I record is currently six. I think Daley's is 16. Upper body strength is over rated any way. I can take out the trash, lift a gallon of milk, and brush my teeth. Why do I need to be stronger?
strength is key to happiness. breaking news: caressa wants to host an event. in our dorm. ideas?
It is to combat my tendency toward antisocialness. My ideas are:
  1. 1. Chess tournament
  2. 2. Premier party for the new season of the office
  3. 3. Presidential Premeir party (in november of course)
  4. 4. Quilting bee
hmm. we'll see. idk. i like to be social. but i don't like to work at being social. it's a slippery slope.


                                    I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY 
                                           TO THANK HANNAH ROSE LEVINE
                           FOR SENDING ME TWO LOOFAS AND A PACK OF OREOS
                                       VIA THE UNITED STATES POST OFFICE
                                                               THANK YOU

she's only a little bit of a kiss ass.


                                         



















 

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