Promptless Sundays

Today we went to the store to get knitting supplies. Why do we need to knit? Ask Daley. 
i want caressa to make a gift for my boyfriend. it's a comical gift. 
Its a condom. 
she's so subtle. yeah. well it's funny. caressa enjoys knitting condoms. it's kind of her thing. as well as not doing her humanities hw. but that's something we have in common. 
I have been doing Humanities slowly throughout the day. The Republic is so long,  Socrates was a chatty one. Who need 700 pages to talk about the nature of justice? I could do it in 500. 
i'm just not doing it. it's ridiculous. and if the world wanted me to do the work as fully as my profs want me to, there'd be no such thing as sparknotes. 
She couldn't even spell out the word professor fully. That's how uncommitted she is. Seriously though, I don't think anybody could read that book fully. Your would head fall off. 
"your head fall off"? go back to high school, girly. tsk tsk can't even form a full sentence.
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but i love you, caressa. so i don't mind.
Ahhh thanks Daley. You are so sweet to me. 
she gave me a hug for the first time. i was shocked and didn't really know what to do w/myself. it's a big shift in our relationship.
Haha whatever. Daley is very comfortable hugging. She is always jumping on me. The first few times it was disconcerting but I have gotten used to it. 
i'm a hugger, what can i say. that's how i convince caressa to do stuff, like go to the gas station w/me at midnight to get oreos.
Its hard to have a destining opinion when the other person is holding on to your head. 
i'm quite convincing. although i don't seem able to get caressa into rap. she's stubborn w/that one.
It's so hard to understand I know. I apologize for my lack of musical diversity. 
no, no. it's alright. we can all have our differing opinions. personally, i think she's not into rap b/c she's never twerked before. the 2 kind of go hand in hand.
What the hell is twerked?
twerked, the act of twerking. 
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twerk
you're welcome.
Yeah, I haven't ever done that. It doesn't seem comfortable. 
clearly, you haven't lived. jk, it's all good, do or don't do as you like
Thank you Daley, I appreciate your commitment to individual freedoms. 
you're welcome. i'm totally open to all beliefs and opinions. oh, exciting news - i've decided that i'm going to do the turkey trot at thanksgiving, which involved running 10k, or 6.2 miles. to make it easier, i've dragged caressa into getting fit w/me. 
I have started by eating a salad for dinner but now I really really want some cookies. We don't have any cookies though. So life is terrible. 
my dinner: a chocolate pudding cup with crushed oreos. it was fucking amazing. but health is important. tomorrow will be healthy eating. 
Yes, tomorrow we will start running every day as well. 
absolutely. it's cross country season right now, and i'm suffering a bit of depression not being part of that bhs fall cult this year. they've moved on.
It is all very sad. Poor Daley. Lets all have a moment of silence..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Thank you
she's making fun of me. here i am all distraught, and she's mocking me. bitch.
So mean. 
yes, yes you are. glad you've accepted that.


In other news, as of this week,  we can now enjoy The Office, Parks and Recreation, and SNL 
even though awkward ending this past thursday, i am very excited about this. 3 very good shows that'll be around for a while. get pumped. especially for dwight.
And new Dwight. I personally am very interested to see whats next for Leslie Knope after being elected to city council? How can she top that?
eh, she's alright. april and andy: power couple.