Promptless Sundays

Today we went to the store to get knitting supplies. Why do we need to knit? Ask Daley. 
i want caressa to make a gift for my boyfriend. it's a comical gift. 
Its a condom. 
she's so subtle. yeah. well it's funny. caressa enjoys knitting condoms. it's kind of her thing. as well as not doing her humanities hw. but that's something we have in common. 
I have been doing Humanities slowly throughout the day. The Republic is so long,  Socrates was a chatty one. Who need 700 pages to talk about the nature of justice? I could do it in 500. 
i'm just not doing it. it's ridiculous. and if the world wanted me to do the work as fully as my profs want me to, there'd be no such thing as sparknotes. 
She couldn't even spell out the word professor fully. That's how uncommitted she is. Seriously though, I don't think anybody could read that book fully. Your would head fall off. 
"your head fall off"? go back to high school, girly. tsk tsk can't even form a full sentence.
...?
but i love you, caressa. so i don't mind.
Ahhh thanks Daley. You are so sweet to me. 
she gave me a hug for the first time. i was shocked and didn't really know what to do w/myself. it's a big shift in our relationship.
Haha whatever. Daley is very comfortable hugging. She is always jumping on me. The first few times it was disconcerting but I have gotten used to it. 
i'm a hugger, what can i say. that's how i convince caressa to do stuff, like go to the gas station w/me at midnight to get oreos.
Its hard to have a destining opinion when the other person is holding on to your head. 
i'm quite convincing. although i don't seem able to get caressa into rap. she's stubborn w/that one.
It's so hard to understand I know. I apologize for my lack of musical diversity. 
no, no. it's alright. we can all have our differing opinions. personally, i think she's not into rap b/c she's never twerked before. the 2 kind of go hand in hand.
What the hell is twerked?
twerked, the act of twerking. 
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twerk
you're welcome.
Yeah, I haven't ever done that. It doesn't seem comfortable. 
clearly, you haven't lived. jk, it's all good, do or don't do as you like
Thank you Daley, I appreciate your commitment to individual freedoms. 
you're welcome. i'm totally open to all beliefs and opinions. oh, exciting news - i've decided that i'm going to do the turkey trot at thanksgiving, which involved running 10k, or 6.2 miles. to make it easier, i've dragged caressa into getting fit w/me. 
I have started by eating a salad for dinner but now I really really want some cookies. We don't have any cookies though. So life is terrible. 
my dinner: a chocolate pudding cup with crushed oreos. it was fucking amazing. but health is important. tomorrow will be healthy eating. 
Yes, tomorrow we will start running every day as well. 
absolutely. it's cross country season right now, and i'm suffering a bit of depression not being part of that bhs fall cult this year. they've moved on.
It is all very sad. Poor Daley. Lets all have a moment of silence..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Thank you
she's making fun of me. here i am all distraught, and she's mocking me. bitch.
So mean. 
yes, yes you are. glad you've accepted that.


In other news, as of this week,  we can now enjoy The Office, Parks and Recreation, and SNL 
even though awkward ending this past thursday, i am very excited about this. 3 very good shows that'll be around for a while. get pumped. especially for dwight.
And new Dwight. I personally am very interested to see whats next for Leslie Knope after being elected to city council? How can she top that?
eh, she's alright. april and andy: power couple.

SEXOLOGY- it is mentioned in this post

so today is another weekend evening and we do not know what to do w/ourselves. so we've decided to blog. and for those of you who can't keep track, i'm daley, in green.

And I am Caressa in electric blue. I, for one, had a very full day. I went to work, made 35 cents in tips, went to a concert, saw a very large prey mantis, and went for a walk. Daley watched That 70s Show. 

yeah. i got up at 11, ate some potato and leeks soup, showered, skyped the boy friend from far away and enjoyed the 90s remake of 6 fun loving teenagers growing up in the 70s. it was a very nice day. i wouldn't've done it any differently. jobs are for losers. and ppl who actually aren't rejected from every job they apply for.

There are some very excited people outside our dorm building. 

a girl daring carleson (our hall) to "stuck her balls." and it's only 9. tsk tsk. 

She is having a good time while we are in here, sitting in the dark sober, half heartedly trying to be funny while writing a blog post. And its already 9. tsk tsk

well caressa has to work tomorrow, so we can't go seeking crazy college adventure. and of course, i'm too scared to go alone. oh, a successful moment i had this week: got caressa interested in pinterest.

Successful moment I had this week: I got bored of Pinterest. Other success, we got to go hiking last sunday, finally. 

pinterest is great, she just hasn't accepted it yet. and hiking was really fun. very...natural. and there was climbing involved which was lots of fun. also, yesterday a girl on our floor brought out all her astrology books (she's got about 4 textbook sized ones - she came to win). and i found out that a scorprio dating an aries (as i am) is very hopeful and will end well. so all you scorpio and aries couples out there, you got it in the bag. according to the sexology book, we're doing just fine.

You're safe another day Nate. Safe another day. 

yes, i don't really put a lot in store by astrology. it might all be true, i don't really know. i know that the boy that makes me happy is the one i'm with. we happen to be perfect in the astrological world too, so that's just a bonus. so, on to other topics. 

we ran into a guy on our floor today at shaw. a couple of his fingers were wrapped with medical tape, so i asked what happened. he looked at me, and told me that when a guy goes for so long w/out a gf, things get really rough. it was a joke. i am a bit embarrassed to say that i took him seriously.

The look on your face was priceless. I wouldn't have missed it for anything. A combination of  shock and horror seldom seen in Shaw. 

he actually just climbs a bit. who knew. so we've created a challenge for ourselves: accomplish doing 50 consecutive push-ups. deadline: thanksgiving.

It's very unlikely to happen for me. I record is currently six. I think Daley's is 16. Upper body strength is over rated any way. I can take out the trash, lift a gallon of milk, and brush my teeth. Why do I need to be stronger?

strength is key to happiness. breaking news: caressa wants to host an event. in our dorm. ideas?

It is to combat my tendency toward antisocialness. My ideas are:

1. 1. Chess tournament
2. 2. Premier party for the new season of the office
3. 3. Presidential Premeir party (in november of course)
4. 4. Quilting bee

hmm. we'll see. idk. i like to be social. but i don't like to work at being social. it's a slippery slope.

                                    I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY 

                                           TO THANK HANNAH ROSE LEVINE

                           FOR SENDING ME TWO LOOFAS AND A PACK OF OREOS

                                       VIA THE UNITED STATES POST OFFICE

                                                               THANK YOU

she's only a little bit of a kiss ass.

                                         

 

And it Rained for Forty Days and Forty Nights

This is Caressa again. If you didn't understand the subtle title of this post, it has been raining a lot these past few days. Rain is especially important to the people of the Salt Lake Valley because it clears the air of forest fire smoke and the car exhaust that tends to settle over the valley. 
i'm daley. i just like the thunder and rain b/c it makes me feel better about wearing a hoodie and old leggings in the early evening. such comfy weather.
It's the universes way of saying, "it's ok, have a brownie. Watch Pretty in Pink and then take a nap. Listen to the frantic knocking of the unfortunate soul  stuck in the rain who can't get into the building without their I.D. card. Life is starting over again". 
yep. so we bought a rug today. finally.
We purchased it from the D.I.  for a grand total of $3. It's too small to cover all the red jello shot stains left by our predecessors but it adds a rustic charm to the room. 
In other news, I finished Daley's hair wrap
it's pretty awesome, i must say. both the rug and the hair wrap. i really enjoy the d.i. as i don't feel guilty buying lots of clothes since it's all so cheap. and new clothes always makes a girl feel good.


On Wednesday Westminster hosted the "States Fair". There was a rather unsuccessful "kissin' booth", fried food, and games. We came at the later part of the event when the organizers of the event were trying rid themselves off all the crappy prizes they had left over. Daley and I each got a free chinese finger trap. 
yes we did, as well as crappy frisbees.
Back to the story of the story of the chinese finger traps-Daley got her finger trapped. This event was followed by a high pitched exclamation of "oh my god...oh my god... OH MY GOD". In her panic she ripped the trap apart. 
i've never encountered one before. so excuse me for being a bit panicked when i couldn't get my fingers out of that deadly contraption. 
They are scary when used for the first time.

I would like to formally thank Alex Peterson for giving me a container full of spinach. We didn't eat any of it and it decomposed in an unsightly manner that made our dorm room smell of rotting organic matter. 
i didn't even notice weirdly enough. but yes, the room's odor definitely has improved since it was discovered. oh, so something kind of strange - no one here knows about coney island diners, or has ever played the card game of euchre. i was flabbergasted after hearing this. they don't even know what they're missing.
We have diner style restaurants but nobody I know refers to them as "Coney Islands". 
perhaps these will make suitable substitutes. we'll have to see.

Something interesting about the toilet in the girls restroom- when you flush, it spurts water violently from where the pipe meets the toilet. Every single time, without fail. 
and today we had some visitors in our hall. one of these girls come out of the bathroom proclaiming "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT TOILET, IT JUST SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME?!?" we think that might've been a bit of an overreaction.
Screaming is the word I would use to describe her volume. She was very upset.
bitch didn't know what hit her
Waste water hit her
touche. but whatevs. she probably won't be back too soon. or she at least won't be using our facilities.
Me either. There several nice trees in the area that I will be using until the toilet is fixed.
not i. i'm a lady.
Daley uses an apple juice bottle
she doesn't stop lying. ever. she also just stated that my artwork is actually pretty good. thanks? she's so surprised that i could create something that doesn't suck.
Daley has an artist's soul. 
yes i do. and no one can crush it.
Not even a dysfunctional toilet, a conniving chinese finger trap, nor liquefied spinach.
as you can see, we have some really big road blocks in our lives to overcome. but overcome them we shall.