My name is Caressa.
i'm daley.
And we just met a week ago.
this is true.
We are room mates attending a small liberal arts college in Salt Lake. 
we live on the third floor. 6 fucking flights of stairs everyday. multiple times.
I, personally, am in fantastic shape and so do not mind the 6 fucking flights of stairs.
we walked downtown for 5 hours yesterday. i thought i was going to pass out after 2.

So here is everything (worth mentioning) that has happened since August 16th, when we moved in and met for the first time.  
1. Daley mixed up Donny Osmond and the Donner Party.
2. caressa wakes up most days w/a huge ass fro.
3. Daley almost urinated in her pants when she saw East High and was told it was the location of High School Musical.
4. caressa's a liar about that one. also, i found out that she's strangely attracted to a mid-twenties stalin, and finds his hair "fantastic".
5. Daley is a mouth breather. 
6. it takes caressa an hour of preparation before she finds herself fit to go anywhere.
7. Daley's boyfriend is slightly anti-simetic
8. again, a lie. he just has slightly off color jokes about the jews of the world - still very funny. i am sometimes genuinely concerned for caressa when i wake up and she is folded in on herself.
9. Daley has yet to see a single seagull in the Beehive State
10. the state bird's a seagull, i want to see a fucking seagull!!!! also, i'm not from here. michigan actually. 
11. We went slack lining in Sugar House Park for about ten minutes. 
12. i try to introduce new things to her, and she just won't have it.
13. Since her arrival, Daley's diet has become more carb intensive. She started off eating nothing but bananas and Cliff Bars and this morning she had a heaping plate of french toast sticks and tater tots. YUM!
14. i'm ignoring that one, completely false. i have been introduced to jazz by my roomie, and find it strangely relaxing. 
15. My room mate has grown to understand the melodic tones of  post 8:00 pm KUER.
16. caressa finds my shoes very different from the societal norm. they're birkenstocks.
17. I'm currently wearing Daley's pants. I offered to be her thigh double on Skype to thank her for letting me wear them  but she didn't seem to excited  about that. 
18. yet again, a lie. caressa was just amped up about the opportunity to mess with my friends who i was skyping. she later tried to convince them she was mormon, just so they would feel poorly about making fun of the mormon way of life.
19. There is only one way to live life, and that is the mormon way. If you're not actually LDS, you just gotta fake it sometimes. 
20. meanwhile she's an atheist.
21. We got a fridget (a midget fridge) today. We were going to go to the store (I have to buy the "first milk") but Daley couldn't find the bike collective and we became overheated. 
22. caressa's got 2 tattoos. i was shocked, as she's such a polite, reserved girl. after getting to know her, however, it fits her character perfectly.
23.  Daley finds my colorful vocabulary "humanizing". Also, she hates getting up early to perform volunteer work. "Bullshit" was how she put it. 
24. it was bullshit.
25. For the record, I also find early mornings to be comparable to bovine feces. 
26. caressa had to explain east and west to me, by referencing "the big mountains and the small mountains". it all makes sense now. 
27. She is still getting the hang of north and south
28. caressa sucks at shaving her legs apparently. and since we don't own bandaids, she tapes tissues to her legs. very clever of her.
29. Daley sheds so she doesn't have to shave. 
30. compulsive liar 100%. caressa didn't bring a swimsuit or exercise shorts to college. so ill prepared.
We could continue all day about who brought/didn't bring what, who has the stranger sleep habits, and who has chosen a racist significant other. 
but we shan't. since i'd win.
and I hate losing. 
On a different track, we are both vegetarian  environmental science majors who wear the same size athletic shorts. We do have some harmony.
hopefully, the saying about opposites attract is incorrect, since we are quite similar. if that is the truth, one of us will be dead by halloween.
We are now taking submissions for best costume idea for Halloween. We are too uncreative to think of any ourselves. 
the only costume that comes to mind is tom cruise, risky business. the scene with him in a button down, socks, sunglasses and nothing else. probably not the best idea. but perhaps at a school that hands out condoms at every function, it wouldn't be too far off the mark. i'll pass all of those over to caressa.
I think we should save all the condoms, make one giant one and wear it for Halloween
so...she's a freak
It was a joke. Daley does not understand my humor sometimes. 
i'm just too moronic to understand all of her intellectual wittiness. duh



We have decided, mutually, that this is the conclusion to our first blog post. 
switching colors back and forth is getting a bit tedious. so we're done with that for now.